Sex Kitten: Mexico

In the last episode, our idiot hero (YOU!) somehow broke out of a maximum security prison where you were imprisoned for your insane shenanigans.

However, your girlfriend, Slutty McSlut carried out a PMS-fueled rampage while you were zonked out on DMT (and probably JD), and the end result was that YOU became the target of a nationwide manhunt.

Thus, you two make your way to Mexico, in an effort to get away from the ever-tightening noose of the Federal Rape-Me-in-the-Ass Bureau of Investigation. However, much to your chagrin, you find that McSlut has used your meager savings to buy a fuckton of coke, and is currently quite high and prone to raping everything she sees (yes).

So, once again, you must set out to earn enough money, stuff and magic good to cross the border and escape to Mexico in another stupid and nonsensical Sex Kitten adventure!.

Good luck!